Tuesday

never conform.

With everyone wearing carbon Forever 21 outfits, 18 inch quickweaves, and jelly flats, you may want to stick out. Bad bitches that stick out versus fit in get more boys, more money, and more kush. Original bitches smoke mid and shop in malls.

Top Ten Ways to Stick Out like a Sore Thumb

10. Don’t wear your hair straight - Summer is perfect for curls, natural afro’s, and twist-outs.
9. Kick up your makeup by color liner. Teals, deep greens, and gold look amazing.
8. Pretty color pedicures. Save the french tips for your grandma!
7. Just like you check a boy’s kick game, he checks yours too. Bad bitches on budget go for neutrals, wood, and black are always good choices. Aldos is my personal choice.

6. D.I.Y. is CLASSIC. I turned my favorite Tommy Hilfiger oxford shirt into a vest by simply removing the sleeves. It’ll be something nobody has.
5. Visit your local thrift, grandma’s closet, or estate selling for classic jewelry. Brooches spice any shirt or dress. Bold jews on the neckline bring instant flair. Rings that make people double take your manicure.
 
4. Nail art, whether it be a design or rhinestones, is always a conversation starter.
3. Original body art  is the one way to have something that NO ONE will ever have. Notice the ORIGINAL - not the baby father’s name, a star, or a smiley face. All my tattoos, except my middle name, are original. Get some.
2. Buy a designer bag with a pay check. If people know your bag is designer, they’ll think your WHOLE outfit is.
1. Dress according to YOUR personality. If you are someone who is lowkey, match black leggings with a design and a black tank. Girly Girls opt for dresses with floral or tribal patterns. Sneakerheads go out of town for different types of shoes so you won’t be 1 in a million walking around as a Jordan carbon copy.


#twitterquestion

“If You Had One Wish, What Would It Be?”

@eLLemackk - to be nicole schriengzer ; the bitch is badd !

xmas wish list.


drug dealer extraordinaire. voice of the streets. father of my 6th child.

john dear. dear john.

To whom it may concern,
If you invented drug testing, please allow me to skin you alive.

XXXO, lauren.

Friday

less weed, more color.

As a ninties baby, and a stressed college student that has been introduced to the beauty of *cough* herbal remedies, i rarely spend my medicine money on lustful items.
but this shit right herrrrrrrrrrrrre, nigga!
i stumbled onto this website when i was on a natural hair blog.
naKIMuli inc. is the name
& bold, afrocentric, colorful prints make me moist.

check the shit out. sacrifice 2 doobs for it, laydees.


white power.


white man may not be able to jump,
but the motherfuck sholl can sang.
minus the bear. norah jones. joss stone. robin thicke. adam levine.

sign, here.

In Vibe, Nicki Minaj bluntly shreds the urban legend of her being a bi-sexual robot rapper.

Don’t fall for it.
Bi-Sexuality is in this season, along with Philly Water and Floral.

how lame.


Trends I am Currently OVER
Snapbacks. Teenage Pregnancy. Fake northern accents. Fake southern accents. Love.

If you follow any of these trends on twitter, please, kill yo` self.

#shoutout the 2010 NBA champions, the CHARLOTTE HORNETS.

where is.

Lily Allen.

That British bitch was amazing. Crude. Loud. Obnoxious. And confident in her words.
How every creature with a vagina should be.



ex's are X'd.



Amber Rose, as fucking fine as she is and immune to being basic,  was dumped by boyfriend Kanye. How do I feel about this? Whadd da fugg
Kanye kept new music from us to date her.
Put out “Power” and got rid of her.
Please do not resurface rumors of a homosexual Kanye before me.